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kelssiel:

the-cimmerians:

sunset1warrior:

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America


Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!

bucky: good thing you like punching nazis

steve: it’s the only way i feel alive

peter: Big Mood

(Source: katsueijis)

bemusedlybespectacled:
“ witchedybitchedy:
“ ruby–wednesday:
“ thecharge:
“ ariaste:
“ margotkim:
“ This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this
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KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?
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bemusedlybespectacled:

witchedybitchedy:

ruby–wednesday:

thecharge:

ariaste:

margotkim:

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

oh my god this is hilarious

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“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”

(Source: andhumanslovedstories)

last-bi-in-town:

xelamanrique318:

Sandra Bullock did not go undercover for the FBI at a beauty pageant for y’all to be calling her “the lady from bird box”

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That woman has been in countless iconic movies for almost 30 years now, y’all better put some RESPECT TO HER NAME

doona-baes:

CONGRATULATIONS TO SANDRA OH, WINNER OF 2019 GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS BEST ACTRESS IN TV DRAMA
she is now the first asian woman to win golden globes in multiple categories

boldly-yo:

boldly-yo:

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Writers: Data’s gonna get a girlfriend

Spiner, who knows full well Data is gay: How about a brother instead?

@bladesmash:

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Me, an intellectual: they’re both the gay twin

I for one would like to thank the Golden Globes for making this lesbian even thirstier.